Imperfection In All Its Entirety.: Arizona Cardinals

Sunday, February 1, 2009

GO CARDINALS!!!

The Super Bowl is today, and I am typing this 1 hour before the game. I shall be rooting for the Arizona Cardinals. Actually, I will be rooting specifically for Kurt Warner who is the quarterback for the Cardinals.

Kurt Warner is a dedicated christian. He has publicly made his beliefs know to the world. He uses the publicity he gets for his football to praise God, and he continues to play football for God. He has even written some books about how he balanced his walk with God and football..... Go Cardinals!!!

Zombieland Rules

In the case of a Zombie Apocalypse, you are going to want to memorize these rules.

Zombieland Rules

Rule # 1: CARDIO. Zombies live an active lifestyle, so should you.

Rule # 2: DOUBLE TAP. If your not sure whether it's dead or not. MAKE SURE. A second shot to the head never hurts.

Rule # 3: BEWARE OF BATHROOMS. It seems that when we are at our most vulnerable, zombies can just smell it.

Rule # 4: SEATBELTS. It's going to be a bumpy ride, so strap down and sit tight.

Rule # 5: NO ATTACHMENTS. This will eliminate(hopefully), bonehead decisions such as "going back into the room". No attachments, no going back.

Zombieland Rule # 6-SKILLET: Big. Cast Iron. In the event of a zombie invasion in your home and you don't have your gun in your hand, grab one of these. It will get the job done if wielded correctly. And, because it doubles as a cooking dish, cook your self an omelet afterward. Try cooking it in bacon grease.

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