Imperfection In All Its Entirety.: Formspring

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

When an employee from Taco Bell recognises you the day after? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?!?

I tend to think that's a bad thing. I mean, creepy, weird etc. Whatever you wanna call it. Just not my thing.....

So, I started guitar. I'm pretty sure that I will end up with permanent indentations in the tips of my fingers.

I had a really good, double burger today(ketchup only). With...*announcer voice* THE ONE AND ONLY, WILD N' WILLY, 6'4, SAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

Yea, he's all that.

I'm on Formspring. It's coming to this blog.

So, I talked to Aaron today. He was doing pretty good. As good as one can be in his current circumstance. One positive, he has reconnected with a friend from the old days before Montana. My bff. The miles between us don't matter. This lameOOO world can't hold us down. We are waaaaay to much for this world!!!!

Zombieland Rules

In the case of a Zombie Apocalypse, you are going to want to memorize these rules.

Zombieland Rules

Rule # 1: CARDIO. Zombies live an active lifestyle, so should you.

Rule # 2: DOUBLE TAP. If your not sure whether it's dead or not. MAKE SURE. A second shot to the head never hurts.

Rule # 3: BEWARE OF BATHROOMS. It seems that when we are at our most vulnerable, zombies can just smell it.

Rule # 4: SEATBELTS. It's going to be a bumpy ride, so strap down and sit tight.

Rule # 5: NO ATTACHMENTS. This will eliminate(hopefully), bonehead decisions such as "going back into the room". No attachments, no going back.

Zombieland Rule # 6-SKILLET: Big. Cast Iron. In the event of a zombie invasion in your home and you don't have your gun in your hand, grab one of these. It will get the job done if wielded correctly. And, because it doubles as a cooking dish, cook your self an omelet afterward. Try cooking it in bacon grease.

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