Imperfection In All Its Entirety.: Resurrection Sunday

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Sunday, April 24, 2011

He Is Risen

On this day, Christ rose again on this day after dying for our sins and defeating death. Plain and Simple.

HE IS RISEN!!

Zombieland Rules

In the case of a Zombie Apocalypse, you are going to want to memorize these rules.

Zombieland Rules

Rule # 1: CARDIO. Zombies live an active lifestyle, so should you.

Rule # 2: DOUBLE TAP. If your not sure whether it's dead or not. MAKE SURE. A second shot to the head never hurts.

Rule # 3: BEWARE OF BATHROOMS. It seems that when we are at our most vulnerable, zombies can just smell it.

Rule # 4: SEATBELTS. It's going to be a bumpy ride, so strap down and sit tight.

Rule # 5: NO ATTACHMENTS. This will eliminate(hopefully), bonehead decisions such as "going back into the room". No attachments, no going back.

Zombieland Rule # 6-SKILLET: Big. Cast Iron. In the event of a zombie invasion in your home and you don't have your gun in your hand, grab one of these. It will get the job done if wielded correctly. And, because it doubles as a cooking dish, cook your self an omelet afterward. Try cooking it in bacon grease.

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Sunday, April 24, 2011

He Is Risen

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