eli, tickled my funny bone

okay...so i was reading the joke section in Readers Digest, and most of the time the jokes are pretty good, but this one really tickled my funny bone.....

After reading up on the fine points of ice fishing, a young woman heads onto the ice.Just as she is about drill her first hole, a booming voice from above bellows, "There are no fish under the ice!"
The woman is startled, but she keeps drilling.
Again the voice thunders, "There are no fish under the ice!"
Now the woman is shaking visibly.But she takes a deep breath, and just as she's about to cut a new hole-
"There are no fish under the ice!"
The frightened woman looks skyward and asks, "Is that you, Lord"
"No, this is the manager of the skating rink"

Oh, and by the way.....I LOVE THE.........BOOK OF ELI!!!!!!!!! THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES I HAVE SEEN IN TWO YEARS!!!!!

The million dollar question.

Do you believe in Heaven??? Well, if you do, then you agree with the majority of 15 other major countries, along with ours.( i just LOVE readers digest). Reader's digest recently posed that question to 16 countries, and all but one(always at least one rebel huh) agrees that there is a Heaven. Tho, I'm really not sure what this says about these countries spiritual state.Anyhoo, here are the numbers.

Do you believe in Heaven?
This is the percentage of people that said yes.

Malaysia: 98% Russia: 76%
Philippines: 97% Australia: 75%
U.S.: 91% U.K.: 64%
India: 86% Spain: 63%
Italy: 83% Germany: 58%
Singapore: 82% China: 54%
Brazil: 81% Netherlands: 57%
Canada: 78% France: 50%

Barack Obama won the Noble Peace Prize...............I'm not even going to go there.

TV,Cell, or Web?

Here is another Reader's Digest poll(have u noticed i like Reader's Digest yet). If you had to give up one of these three things:TV,Cell,or Web(Internet),which would it be?

For me, it wouldn't really be a hard decision. I mean, i communicate with the cell, i also communicate with the web(among many other things), the TV really has only one use, it is a drug(my dad calls it the 'plug-in drug'). I mean,yea we occasionally gain a tidbit of useful info here and there, but other than that, it is pointless/(that said,i still enjoy watching some TV). Sooo...all that being said,for me, the TV is going byby.

p.s. I will not be posting for about a week at least because4 i am going to the Creation Music Festival in Washington. Adios