Imperfection In All Its Entirety.: 2012

Monday, January 11, 2010

GO PALIN!!!

To all of you who don't know already, Sarah Palin has joined Fox News in a multi-year contract.To me, I'm not sure whether to be glad or sad, as I don't know whether this will prevent her from running for prez in 2012 as so many people want her to......i want her too..so we can get a REAL president in there............oh yeah, i totally urge ALL of you to buy either Sarah Palins book, Going Rogue, or Glenn Beck's book, Arguing with Idiots....personally i prefer Arguing With Idiots, but they're both good....
Here is part 2 from Sarah Palin's interview with Bill O'Reilly...i really like her answers to almost every question... November 20,2009

Zombieland Rules

In the case of a Zombie Apocalypse, you are going to want to memorize these rules.

Zombieland Rules

Rule # 1: CARDIO. Zombies live an active lifestyle, so should you.

Rule # 2: DOUBLE TAP. If your not sure whether it's dead or not. MAKE SURE. A second shot to the head never hurts.

Rule # 3: BEWARE OF BATHROOMS. It seems that when we are at our most vulnerable, zombies can just smell it.

Rule # 4: SEATBELTS. It's going to be a bumpy ride, so strap down and sit tight.

Rule # 5: NO ATTACHMENTS. This will eliminate(hopefully), bonehead decisions such as "going back into the room". No attachments, no going back.

Zombieland Rule # 6-SKILLET: Big. Cast Iron. In the event of a zombie invasion in your home and you don't have your gun in your hand, grab one of these. It will get the job done if wielded correctly. And, because it doubles as a cooking dish, cook your self an omelet afterward. Try cooking it in bacon grease.

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GO PALIN!!!

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