okay, so in one day I experienced TWO awkward moments....
FIRST, I was in town with my family, and we had stopped at a cheese factory that sells, go figure lots of cheese. So, we are leaving, and my little bro(4 years old) announces that he has to go "potty". So, we walk out the door, and before we can even think, my little brother, precious to me, pulls down his pants and proceeds to use the bathroom behind the door on the SIDEWALK!!!!!..cars are passing by so i as discreetly as possible slip into the van, trying to remain cool...haha...EPIC FAIL!!!...Ya know, that's illegal, you cant use the bathroom in the MIDDLE OF THE BLOODY SIDEWALK....
Second,..sooo, we are at some one's house for dinner, multiple families included=lots of kids. So, i go upstairs to use the bathroom. I go inside, turn the light on, and shut the door. I proceed to un-button my pants when i hear a small voice say, "I'm sorry". I then jump up, button my pants, and whip around to search for the voice, all in less than 2 seconds. BLOODY SCARED ME!! Turns out, the kids were playing hide and go seek, and one of them had decided to hide in the cupboard under the sink.....BLOODY AWKWARD...not to mention quite startling....lol...
yes, i currently have an obsession with the word "bloody".....
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
2 X Awkward = TOO MUCH AWKWARDNESS!!!
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awkward
Monday, April 26, 2010
the beach and a dying seagull....
I LOVE THE OCEAN!!!!....or maybe just the beach, or maybe just the cool little doodads on the beach, or maybe ALL of it.ANYHOO..........im at Crescent City, Oregon for the week, roughly 3 miles from the beach, and its amazing.I rarely get to go to a beach, if ever!!So it has been very nice to be able to go everyday.
EVERYDAY!!
Unfortunately, it has been cold and wet, in fact its raining as i type this post.But, some of the things I did see at the beach have been really cool , including a rock with a huge straight hole in it, cool drift wood, and even a starfish.But, one thing i saw as NOT cool. As i was running with my mom along the beach, we saw a seagull with a severely broken wing, which means it was doomed to dye. NOT COOL!..but anyway....im pooped...
EVERYDAY!!
Unfortunately, it has been cold and wet, in fact its raining as i type this post.But, some of the things I did see at the beach have been really cool , including a rock with a huge straight hole in it, cool drift wood, and even a starfish.But, one thing i saw as NOT cool. As i was running with my mom along the beach, we saw a seagull with a severely broken wing, which means it was doomed to dye. NOT COOL!..but anyway....im pooped...
Monday, April 19, 2010
if a male wears a flower on his ear, does that make him a %@&! ..?
So, we like had a huge bonfire tonight.Roasted marshmellowssss, YUMMY TO MY TUMMY!!!!...and I had a song stuck in my head ALL DAY LONG by Breaking Benjamin....its driving me nuts!! So my theory on how to get rid of a song stuck in your head is to
listen
to
it
then
sing
along
with
it!!!
Yea, so its gone now...kindof..
And oh yeah, i almost forgot...I have a question for yall..I think some of you may know that occasionally I like to put a flower behind my ear. Well, just recently i was called a "f_gg_t" for it? And I was wonderin, is it weird for a male to where a flower behind his ear(unless he is in Hawaii or he's queer)?? Cuz, I personally dont think its that weird...and I have taken a lot of c-rap for it....and its annoying...good thing I really dont care that much....i just wanted to know what yall thought...(the poll)....
listen
to
it
then
sing
along
with
it!!!
Yea, so its gone now...kindof..
And oh yeah, i almost forgot...I have a question for yall..I think some of you may know that occasionally I like to put a flower behind my ear. Well, just recently i was called a "f_gg_t" for it? And I was wonderin, is it weird for a male to where a flower behind his ear(unless he is in Hawaii or he's queer)?? Cuz, I personally dont think its that weird...and I have taken a lot of c-rap for it....and its annoying...good thing I really dont care that much....i just wanted to know what yall thought...(the poll)....
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Breaking Benjamin,
flower,
queer,
song,
theory
Thursday, April 15, 2010
BRAND NEW SKILLET, AWAKE AND ALIVE MUSIC VIDEO!!
I know....this isn't my music blog..BUT...hear me out..THIS is Skillets BRAND NEW, and when i say brand new i mean JUST RELEASED, music video, Awake and Alive...and it is EPIC!!!!..No more need be said....
Non-rockers, here is your warning:WARNING!!!
Non-rockers, here is your warning:WARNING!!!
Skillet - Awake and Alive from Ransom TV on Vimeo.
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Awake and Alive,
music,
non-rockers,
Skillet
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Uber rain......seriously!
Uber : adverb
- very; really; extremely. Origin: the German language.
That man is uber liberal.
Got that from the online Slang Dictionary....ooohh...yeaaa...This next one is mine....and I am going to submit it to the Slang Dictionary.
Shnazzy: adjective
- a different word for cool,slick,good-looking, good,great..etc.
Those some shnazzy shorts, dude!
Being Serious Is Serious Business.....Seriously!
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serious,
shnazzy,
Slang Dictionary,
uber
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Massive Epicness at Magic Moutain...and I like Black Preachers!!
First drop...255 feet up...Then down....at 85 miles an hour...Epic.....thats one of my new words...that and Bitter...which is what I have labeled my youth pastor.....So...we(8 teens and the youth pastor and his wife)...left at 6 wed. morning..got to the hotel..A X-tremely nice hotel, buffet, swimming pool, hot tub, b-ball and tennis courts, not to mention the rooms 3 rooms suites.....awesome....great speakers at the conference....good foot at the hotel...and for kicks..a day at Six Flags....epic epicness.....
And soooo...since I didn't have the camera where I needed it,with me, and it was where I didn't need it, NOT with me...i found a video of the GOLIATH....front row...exactly where i sat.BUT...before you watch this, remember this is a 255 foot drop that lasts a matter of seconds...and that this video REALLY does not do this ride justice...it is WAAAAAAAYYYY more intense....and FREAKY!!
And soooo...since I didn't have the camera where I needed it,with me, and it was where I didn't need it, NOT with me...i found a video of the GOLIATH....front row...exactly where i sat.BUT...before you watch this, remember this is a 255 foot drop that lasts a matter of seconds...and that this video REALLY does not do this ride justice...it is WAAAAAAAYYYY more intense....and FREAKY!!
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epic,
Goliath,
Magic Mountian,
Six Flags
Monday, April 5, 2010
Over Thinking
i was thinking,over thinking,cause there's just too many scenarios,to analayze,look in my eyes,cause you're my dream please come true,i was thinking,over thinking,about exactly how i'm not exactly him,i'll break my heart in two,more times than you could ever do,cause you're my dream please come true,cause i think way too much,on a one track mind,and you're so out of touch,cause i'm so far behind,i can't deny this anymore, the facts ignored all done before,and if there's one in this world,you let me know you're not that girl,i was sinking,lower sinking,cause i lost the things i held on to,they let me think a thought,a thought that i would know was not,of seeing my dream come true,i was thinking,over thinking,about how far i had let this go,one more guy/girl chiché,i know now you're just in the way,of me and my dream come true,cause i think way too much,on a one track mind,and you're so out of touch,cause i'm so far behind,i'm trying to make sense,out of all of this,while your fading scent,just slips through my grip,i can't deny this anymore, the facts ignored all done before,and if there's one in this world,you let me know you're not that girl,don't touch the positive with the negative end,don't touch the positive with the negative end,cause after all of the sparks you're still alone in the dark,cause after all of the sparks you're left alone in the dark,and while i'm able, i think i'll label,experience with you as a mistake,and while i'm at it, i'll say i've had it,experience with you is a mistake,cause i think way too much,on a one track mind,and you're so out of touch,cause i'm so far behind,i'm trying to make sense,out of all of this,while your fading scent,just slips through my grip,i was thinking,over thinking,cause there's just too many scenarios,to think about,to figure out,if you're my dream please come true....relient k, over thinking
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Over Thinking,
Relient k
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