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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

2 X Awkward = TOO MUCH AWKWARDNESS!!!

okay, so in one day I experienced TWO awkward moments....

FIRST, I was in town with my family, and we had stopped at a cheese factory that sells, go figure lots of cheese. So, we are leaving, and my little bro(4 years old) announces that he has to go "potty". So, we walk out the door, and before we can even think, my little brother, precious to me, pulls down his pants and proceeds to use the bathroom behind the door on the SIDEWALK!!!!!..cars are passing by so i as discreetly as possible slip into the van, trying to remain cool...haha...EPIC FAIL!!!...Ya know, that's illegal, you cant use the bathroom in the MIDDLE OF THE BLOODY SIDEWALK....


Second,..sooo, we are at some one's house for dinner, multiple families included=lots of kids. So, i go upstairs to use the bathroom. I go inside, turn the light on, and shut the door. I proceed to un-button my pants when i hear a small voice say, "I'm sorry". I then jump up, button my pants, and whip around to search for the voice, all in less than 2 seconds. BLOODY SCARED ME!! Turns out, the kids were playing hide and go seek, and one of them had decided to hide in the cupboard under the sink.....BLOODY AWKWARD...not to mention quite startling....lol...

yes, i currently have an obsession with the word "bloody".....