Imperfection In All Its Entirety.: Well, I guess the only way to gain experience is to make mistakes.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Well, I guess the only way to gain experience is to make mistakes.

Well, it's not the only way, but it sure seems to be the one I choose alot.

2 comments:

Alayney M. said...: I think you should go. It will be a nice experience. The said girl will appreciate it. And you said yourself you don't know how to dance....... and free dance lessons will come in handy later in life. Trust me. Plus dancing in and of itself is a ton of fun. for me anyways... I'm sure you'd enjoy it. so what do your parents think of all this??; April 4, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Me said...: Go. It would be a good thing to do.; April 14, 2011 at 5:52 AM

Zombieland Rules

In the case of a Zombie Apocalypse, you are going to want to memorize these rules.

Zombieland Rules

Rule # 1: CARDIO. Zombies live an active lifestyle, so should you.

Rule # 2: DOUBLE TAP. If your not sure whether it's dead or not. MAKE SURE. A second shot to the head never hurts.

Rule # 3: BEWARE OF BATHROOMS. It seems that when we are at our most vulnerable, zombies can just smell it.

Rule # 4: SEATBELTS. It's going to be a bumpy ride, so strap down and sit tight.

Rule # 5: NO ATTACHMENTS. This will eliminate(hopefully), bonehead decisions such as "going back into the room". No attachments, no going back.

Zombieland Rule # 6-SKILLET: Big. Cast Iron. In the event of a zombie invasion in your home and you don't have your gun in your hand, grab one of these. It will get the job done if wielded correctly. And, because it doubles as a cooking dish, cook your self an omelet afterward. Try cooking it in bacon grease.

thislistiscurrentlyunderconstruction