okay...so i was reading the joke section in Readers Digest, and most of the time the jokes are pretty good, but this one really tickled my funny bone.....
After reading up on the fine points of ice fishing, a young woman heads onto the ice.Just as she is about drill her first hole, a booming voice from above bellows, "There are no fish under the ice!"
The woman is startled, but she keeps drilling.
Again the voice thunders, "There are no fish under the ice!"
Now the woman is shaking visibly.But she takes a deep breath, and just as she's about to cut a new hole-
"There are no fish under the ice!"
The frightened woman looks skyward and asks, "Is that you, Lord"
"No, this is the manager of the skating rink"
Oh, and by the way.....I LOVE THE.........BOOK OF ELI!!!!!!!!! THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES I HAVE SEEN IN TWO YEARS!!!!!