Imperfection In All Its Entirety.: One Down, One To Go

One load down(er, up really...actually, north), one to go, this is our last week here in Oroville, CA. I will/am happy to be leaving the scorching weather behind. In Crescent City, I don't think it ever goes above 90, if ever in the 80's. But, it rains, and its ALWAYS CLOUDY!!!! *doom on me*doom on me*.......

Now, for my song of the day, okay, maybe longer. So, there's this Switchfoot song called Your Love Is a Song, and it has been stuck in my head for-like-ever! It's arguably my favorite Switchfoot song EVER!!! So, I thought I'd put it here for y'all. This is not a real rocky song so I encourage everyone to listen to it.......

Zombieland Rules

In the case of a Zombie Apocalypse, you are going to want to memorize these rules.

Zombieland Rules

Rule # 1: CARDIO. Zombies live an active lifestyle, so should you.

Rule # 2: DOUBLE TAP. If your not sure whether it's dead or not. MAKE SURE. A second shot to the head never hurts.

Rule # 3: BEWARE OF BATHROOMS. It seems that when we are at our most vulnerable, zombies can just smell it.

Rule # 4: SEATBELTS. It's going to be a bumpy ride, so strap down and sit tight.

Rule # 5: NO ATTACHMENTS. This will eliminate(hopefully), bonehead decisions such as "going back into the room". No attachments, no going back.

Zombieland Rule # 6-SKILLET: Big. Cast Iron. In the event of a zombie invasion in your home and you don't have your gun in your hand, grab one of these. It will get the job done if wielded correctly. And, because it doubles as a cooking dish, cook your self an omelet afterward. Try cooking it in bacon grease.

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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

One Down, One To Go

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