Pregnant men?

Actually, it's Couvade Syndrome.Otherwise known as Sympathetic Pregnancy.Turns out men can get pregnant, or at least think they can. Turns out some men, who's wives are pregnant, can develop some of the same side effects of his wife like extreme cravings or mood swings. And then their mind turns on them, telling them that they have what are now called, "phantom swollen bellies",. They get bloated stomachs. Their mind in fact tells them is trying to convince them that they are carrying a child. This was first discovered by Hippocrates around 300 BC. Some men can even feel pains that rival the labor pains of his wife. And all these symptoms usually start and end the same time their wife's does. Some men have even gone to the doctor who couldn't give a physical explanation. Weird huh?

Don't believe me, here's a link http://health.howstuffworks.com/pregnancy-and-parenting/pregnancy/issues/sympathy-pregnancy.htm


One should always wear boots when working around nails. I didn't and then payed the price by stepping on a nice, sized nail and putting a hole in my foot. Your thinking "fail" right? Well, as my friend Dillon and I were thinking, actually, this will inevitably end up with me getting a new pair of shoes(now that they have a hole in them),. So, I failed so hard that something good came out of it, a new pair of shoes!! It's Failtacular!!

ZombieLand Rule # 2: Beware of Bathrooms!
It seems that when your at your most vulnerable, zombies can just smell it.Always check a bathroom*with a loaded gun or lethal weapon* before entering.

The Zombies Ate All My Smarties!!!

And while they were at it, most of my brain. At least, that's what I told my teacher. She didn't buy it. Darn.

I don't know how many of you have seen the movie ZombieLand. I think it's absolutely hilarious. Tho, it does have it's side effects because I am still mortally afraid of all things zombified and still try to avoid zombie movies in general. But anyhoo, in the movie, the main character has about as many phobias as a centipede has legs. So, in order to help himself survive, he creates, as he goes along, a list of rules. Zombieland rules.

So, I will be posting one Zombie-rule from the movie on every post until I have put them all on here. Now the reason I am doing this is very simple, Zombie Apocalypse. Besides what people say, I think this is a very real and possible end for mankind while on this earth. Considering all crazy things scientists are experimenting with these days, all it takes is one accidental infection and BOOM!!!.....Zombie Apocalypse!

ZombieLand rule # 1: CARDIO

Zombies live very active lifestyles, so should you. The ability to outrun zombies can help you avoid zombies in the future.


P.S.: look at the poll please

Confused as to why I am sick, and sick of being confused.

Yea, it's real. Unlike Ibuprofen, which is supposed to help!! Go figure.Doesn't help squat.

So, I saw the movie Knight and Day starring Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. I think it's a pretty good movie. They tried to keep the mood light despite lost of action throughout. It had some pretty funny parts, and it was extremely clean. Totally recommend it.

I am very glad that today is Friday. I needed a Friday right about now.

Well, I got it. Finally. It's SOOOOO cool.

We are having a surprise b-day party for Dillon tomorrow. Hopefully he doesn't find out and all goes well(and i feel better by then).

Since the Red video doesn't work now. I got one equally as beautiful, and maybe a little easier to relate to. I encourage everyone to listen to it!

It's by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, and called, Your Gaurdian Angel.

Back To School....again.

So, first day back after Christmas break went pretty well. A little more loud and rowdy then usual, with everybody showing off their 'cool' Christmas presents, such as Tyler's new flip-camcorder, and Vinny's 4th gen Ipod touch(lucky son of a gun, I have to pay for mine). Which, BTW, is another thing I don't get, I mean, you go flaunting your stuff round school, and you don't expect someone to think, 'hmmm, now that would be nice to have", and maybe jack it?! I mean, seriously, you are simply reaping what you sow. Personally, I try not to do that, it never really brings about any good......ever...

Good side note, I am now helping the 6th,7th,and 8th grade boys basketball team. That's been fun.

Oh, before I forget, It's that thing about coming back to school, I want to, cuz, like, I get bored really fast. Like, a month into summer, after the euphoria of no school has worn off, I'm like, "umm......is time for school yet?". But, I really, when I say that, I really just want to see my friends again and stuff. I do not, I repeat, I do NOT actually miss the studying and writing and brain pain stuff. Only the people. Only the people.

"I'm sorry sir, but your warranty simply does not cover 'acts of God' "

Go figure. So, while looking at a service plan for Ipod's, turns out, one of the many things that the warranty does not cover, in actual writing, is, "Acts of God". Huh? Prolly caused by some guy who thought that the breaking of his Ipod, was an act of God indicating that they should provide him with a newer one. Jeez....people theses days.

9 billion. That's how many people are estimated to be on planet Earth by the year 2045.(if we make it past the year 2012) That's a LOT of people. A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM. And, supposedly 1 our of every 6 will be in India.&#!%....hahaha...But you know, for all that, for all the people and so called "experts" think about us running out of room on this dirt ball, it has been determined by study upon study by that the entire population of the world could fit in the state of Texas, semi-comfortably, with every family or groups getting a town house. Running out of room huh? Don't believe me? Google it. Google "can the whole world population fit in Texas". There are hundreds of sites on it.

New Year's was AWESOME!!! Some 25 of us teens played like 7 games of volleyball. My team only won one game. It was an epic fail. Then played sardines, always great fun. And on a whim, Jacob and Dustin spent the night at my house. We played some b-ball in the gym, and then TOTALLY O.D. on Oreo's and vanilla wafers. Playing poker, Foosball, and LOUD mouse trap.

What's more fun than hanging with friends??

Parents,Can't Live With'em,Can't Live Without Them

Sorry bout not posting. Life. It's a four letter word. I had a great Christmas. Enjoyed the time with my fam. Got a wet Christmas instead of a white Christmas. Anyway, here is a vid for Christmas.

Relient k, Sleigh Ride

Friends Don't Let Friends Diss Other Friends

So, I was at a party with with some friends of mine, or should I say, Dillon, Dustin, Kerri, Maria, Jacob, Jesse, and Drew. Now, I was hanging out with Drew and he said something that stuck out to me. He said, "You gotta have thick skin to be friends with me". And, at first I didn't think much of it, but later I started thinking about it. And you know what, I disagree with him completely. Why should have you to have"thick skin" to hang with your 'friends', if that's what they really be?

I mean I understand the friendly poking and prodding, but to what extent?

Here is the definition of "friend" from Dictionary.com

Friend: a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard.

I hang with my friends to enjoy myself, let my guard down somewhat. If I want to be insulted all the time. Maybe I will just hang with my enemies more often.

Friends Don't Let Friends Diss Other Friends.

Christmas Music Overdose

Yes, it's a condition.Every year. The same thing. By the same people.And they don't learn. Do you want to know what I'm talking about? I think some of you already do. It's the Christmas Music Overdose. It's the playing of Christmas music two or three months BEFORE Christmas, and by the time Christmas rolls around, people are SICK of Christmas music. I know am. It happens every year, and every year I am sick of it even before the second week of December.

OMGoodness!!!

Must it always be this way!? I plead with you, oh dj's of America. Spare our ears! Don't start playing Christmas music till at least the end of November.There are only so many versions of a song a person can take before he/she begins to go crazy!(oh, wait, maybe that already happened)....hmmmm......*stares off*......


Oh, right, almost forgot. I have received my first Christmas gift of the year. The news that I get my braces off in one month. It was less than two years. OH YEAH!!!