Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Funny or Gross?

You decide.

A homeless man walks into a restaurant and sits down at the bar. He looks around and notices a man staring intently at a bowl of chili.

He asks the man, "Hey man, if your not going to eat that, can I have it?"

"Sure", the man says, "have at it".

The man passes the bowl of chili down and the homeless man digs in. About halfway thru, and he notices a dead mouse in the bowl.

He proceeds to throw-up back into the bowl.

The other man looks at him and says, "Yea, that's about as far as I got too".

OH!! FYI!! the number was 8, my favorite number?? did you know that?


Hannah said... favorite....

Nihil said...

Lol. One of those good ol' jokes that leaves you with the taste of bile.

LillieMay said...

Gross.... just really really gross. ew.