Goodbye 2nd Semester

Two down. Two to go. And, for the first time ever, I have made the Honor Roll two quarters in a row. It's only a minor detail that this is the first year ever I've had a chance to be in a Honor Roll....inconsequential fact....

Is it me, or does Stacy(who I just happen to sit next to) go to sleep every day trying to think of new ways to be annoying and cynical. She is by wide majority, the gossip girl of the school. And then she tells you to be quiet, while herself laughing the loudest and making sure everyone can hear her. People like that, ya know, I just wanna *@&#^&* them right in the kisser.....okay, maybe just give'm a piece of my mind......don't even get me started.....lol.....(such a overused and often empty threat)...

So, this past weekend was very busy for sports. The laughable Pro Bowl, the first rematch of the Lakers and Celtics since the Finals, and the AWESOME X-Games were all on.HMMMM. Choices, choices, choices.

Shaun White KILLED it again in the X-Games Men's Super Pipe Snowboard Competition. That makes 4 straight gold metals. He really is the flying tomato.


Zombieland Rule #5.- NO ATTACHMENTS: This will eliminate(hopefully), bonehead decisions such as "going back into the room".

Pants On The Ground!

"Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Ya lookin like a fool with ya pants on the ground!"

Yes, I finally saw the video of 62 General Larry Platt singing, on American Idol, "Pants On The Ground". I am officially a fan!!!

So, I decided to put it on here for ya'll to enjoy.





I apologize. I must retract Zombie rules 2 and 3. Zombieland rule 3 is Beware of Bathrooms, and 4 is Seatbelts.

This is the actual rule # 2.

Zombieland rule # 2: DOUBLE TAP. If you're not sure about something being dead. MAKE SURE. A second shot thru the head never hurts anybody.

Jelly-FIlled Powderd Donuts!

Are devilishly good. Which means, I should not eat them. Because if I do, I'll want more than one. Same goes for glazed, donut-holes. Only thing is, some guy whose name I don't know, brought over a basket full of bread and, yep you guessed it, jelly-filled donuts, and glazed, donut-holes. Drat!!.......well, we decided to give some away, but the rest of them, some body's going to have to eat them. I guess I'll take one for the team. OH, the pain.....*groans emphatically*...

SO, at school, it has slowly turned out into an all-out war between the rows as paper bullets("hornets" if your Dillon) fill the air behind the teacher's backs. Of course, at the end of the day, Mr. Olson has confiscated several rubber bands(only to see the tomorrow brings more to school). He calls them contraband. I say its perfectly legal...

anyway....yet another of my friends is getting married...OMGOODNESS!!!..AM I THE ONLY ONE NOT GETTING MARRIED!!!???

Zombieland Rule # 3: SEATBELTS. It's going to be a bumpy ride, so strap down.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

OMGOODNESS!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....*runs -in-circles*.......*still running*....*still running*.....*still screaming*.......................................*still*.............................*finally stops by falling over because of exhaustion and loss of voice*.............

*at 200 mph*....KEVIN MAX SMITH POSTED ON HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT THAT A DC TALK TOUR IS TRYING TO BE ARRANGED FOR 2011!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would appreciate it if someone who has Twitter would verify this on Twitter. His account is ( kevinmax ) I am trying to do the same.............

Pregnant men?

Actually, it's Couvade Syndrome.Otherwise known as Sympathetic Pregnancy.Turns out men can get pregnant, or at least think they can. Turns out some men, who's wives are pregnant, can develop some of the same side effects of his wife like extreme cravings or mood swings. And then their mind turns on them, telling them that they have what are now called, "phantom swollen bellies",. They get bloated stomachs. Their mind in fact tells them is trying to convince them that they are carrying a child. This was first discovered by Hippocrates around 300 BC. Some men can even feel pains that rival the labor pains of his wife. And all these symptoms usually start and end the same time their wife's does. Some men have even gone to the doctor who couldn't give a physical explanation. Weird huh?

Don't believe me, here's a link http://health.howstuffworks.com/pregnancy-and-parenting/pregnancy/issues/sympathy-pregnancy.htm


One should always wear boots when working around nails. I didn't and then payed the price by stepping on a nice, sized nail and putting a hole in my foot. Your thinking "fail" right? Well, as my friend Dillon and I were thinking, actually, this will inevitably end up with me getting a new pair of shoes(now that they have a hole in them),. So, I failed so hard that something good came out of it, a new pair of shoes!! It's Failtacular!!

ZombieLand Rule # 2: Beware of Bathrooms!
It seems that when your at your most vulnerable, zombies can just smell it.Always check a bathroom*with a loaded gun or lethal weapon* before entering.

The Zombies Ate All My Smarties!!!

And while they were at it, most of my brain. At least, that's what I told my teacher. She didn't buy it. Darn.

I don't know how many of you have seen the movie ZombieLand. I think it's absolutely hilarious. Tho, it does have it's side effects because I am still mortally afraid of all things zombified and still try to avoid zombie movies in general. But anyhoo, in the movie, the main character has about as many phobias as a centipede has legs. So, in order to help himself survive, he creates, as he goes along, a list of rules. Zombieland rules.

So, I will be posting one Zombie-rule from the movie on every post until I have put them all on here. Now the reason I am doing this is very simple, Zombie Apocalypse. Besides what people say, I think this is a very real and possible end for mankind while on this earth. Considering all crazy things scientists are experimenting with these days, all it takes is one accidental infection and BOOM!!!.....Zombie Apocalypse!

ZombieLand rule # 1: CARDIO

Zombies live very active lifestyles, so should you. The ability to outrun zombies can help you avoid zombies in the future.


P.S.: look at the poll please

Confused as to why I am sick, and sick of being confused.

Yea, it's real. Unlike Ibuprofen, which is supposed to help!! Go figure.Doesn't help squat.

So, I saw the movie Knight and Day starring Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. I think it's a pretty good movie. They tried to keep the mood light despite lost of action throughout. It had some pretty funny parts, and it was extremely clean. Totally recommend it.

I am very glad that today is Friday. I needed a Friday right about now.

Well, I got it. Finally. It's SOOOOO cool.

We are having a surprise b-day party for Dillon tomorrow. Hopefully he doesn't find out and all goes well(and i feel better by then).

Since the Red video doesn't work now. I got one equally as beautiful, and maybe a little easier to relate to. I encourage everyone to listen to it!

It's by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, and called, Your Gaurdian Angel.

Back To School....again.

So, first day back after Christmas break went pretty well. A little more loud and rowdy then usual, with everybody showing off their 'cool' Christmas presents, such as Tyler's new flip-camcorder, and Vinny's 4th gen Ipod touch(lucky son of a gun, I have to pay for mine). Which, BTW, is another thing I don't get, I mean, you go flaunting your stuff round school, and you don't expect someone to think, 'hmmm, now that would be nice to have", and maybe jack it?! I mean, seriously, you are simply reaping what you sow. Personally, I try not to do that, it never really brings about any good......ever...

Good side note, I am now helping the 6th,7th,and 8th grade boys basketball team. That's been fun.

Oh, before I forget, It's that thing about coming back to school, I want to, cuz, like, I get bored really fast. Like, a month into summer, after the euphoria of no school has worn off, I'm like, "umm......is time for school yet?". But, I really, when I say that, I really just want to see my friends again and stuff. I do not, I repeat, I do NOT actually miss the studying and writing and brain pain stuff. Only the people. Only the people.